Directed By: Luciano Alexander
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Buster bounces around South Beach Miami with the Miami Parkour & Freerunning Team.
Parkour (sometimes also abbreviated to PK) or l'art du déplacement (English: the art of movement) is an activity with the aim of moving from one point to another as efficiently and quickly as possible, using principally the abilities of the human body. It is meant to help one overcome obstacles, which can be anything in the surrounding environment—from branches and rocks to rails and concrete walls—and can be practiced in both rural and urban areas.
Welcome to the A3 Network Nightlife Video blog! A3 Network is a group of online TV channels that reflect the modern lifestyle featuring Nightlife, Clubs, DJ's, How-To's, Music Video, Style, Art, Fashion, Travel, Bikini Girls, Film and Sexy Pool Parties. Whatever the flavor, the most exciting video's on the web! Original A3 Network content is produced by http://www.5thandocean.com
Friday, December 19, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
Buster Runs Away With The Cirque
Buster attempts to run away with Cirque Du Soleil at their show CORTEO in Miami.
SKYDIVING MOM!
Buster checks out a professional skydiving team at Skydive Miami ( 1-800-SKYDIVE ) in Homestead, Florida captained by a stuntwoman and mother of two. This 4 person team is one of the top teams in the country in 4 way skydiving.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
MMA Girlfighters!
We check out the new workout trend from hot young women, Mixed Martial Arts! These hot girls train in MMA at South Florida Boxing on South Beach with Buster!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Dogs For Obama
This group of English greyhounds proudly displays who they are in the tank for during the first day of Florida's early voting.
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Supermodel Joanna Krupa Breaks Buster's Heart (but saves his cell phone)
Voted as the sexiest woman in the world, supermodel Joanna Krupa finds Buster's cellphone and then breaks his heart.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Buster Bust'n A Move!
Buster throws down some moves at the premiere of MTV's America's Best Dance Crew national tour at the American Airlines Arena in Miami Florida.
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Friday, September 19, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
News Radio 610 WIOD TV Spot - What really happens when "News Breaks"
Check out this TV spot we made for Miami's News Radio 610 WIOD....and news, traffic and weather radio station owned by Clear Channel South Florida.
What exactly IS Gyrotonic?
Buster shows you the brand new workout system mixing elements of yoga and pilates into a fitness routine called Gyrotonic for Deco Drive on WSVN channel 7 in Miami.
THE GROOVE CRUISE LA 2008 Full Length (20min) "Music Documentary"
Finally after dealing with approvals and re-cuts (because some stuff was just a tiny bit too racy for Royal Caribbean) here is the full length "Music Documentary."
EXPERIENCE THE GROOVE CRUISE FOR YOURSELF!
Log onto http://www.TheGrooveCruise.com and mention "A3" to receive your VIP discount!!!! The next cruise is out of Miami on the weekend of January 23-26 - 2009 Featuring DJ BORIS, IVANNO BELLINI, STEVE SMOOTH, ANTHONY ATTALLA, CATO K and many more!!!
EXPERIENCE THE GROOVE CRUISE FOR YOURSELF!
Log onto http://www.TheGrooveCruise.com and mention "A3" to receive your VIP discount!!!! The next cruise is out of Miami on the weekend of January 23-26 - 2009 Featuring DJ BORIS, IVANNO BELLINI, STEVE SMOOTH, ANTHONY ATTALLA, CATO K and many more!!!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Buster Plays Some Holes On Deco Drive....(UNCENSORED)
Yes, you heard me! UNCENSORED!!!!
Deco Drive is a family show, and the references to a married woman's orifices and some semblance of animal abuse just weren't crickett....but here's the funny.
Deco Drive is a family show, and the references to a married woman's orifices and some semblance of animal abuse just weren't crickett....but here's the funny.
MUSIC VIDEO: Lula vs Alan T - There Is Only One
Check out this brand new video from Miami's own door diva, ALAN T alongside Lula!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
DEATH RACE STAR NATALIE MARTINEZ: Pre Jason Statham
A few years ago when we first started the A3 Network, a couple of photographer friends of ours were doing a few shoots with a bubbly girl named Natalie who seemed to have an almost limitless amount of energy. It was that kind of high energy, fun and humor, not to mention her beauty that gave these photographers far more to work with than a typical model.
Since then Natalie moved to LA where her career has taken off with stints on the shows Fashion House, Saints & Sinners and now her co-starring role with action superstar Jason Statham in the remake of the classic sci-fi flick, Death Race.
Congrats to Natalie on all the success and check out the photo shoot videos we produced with her so many years ago!
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Sexy Dancers Wash Cars For A Cause On Deco Drive
Buster covers a charity fund raising event featuring Keegan-Michael Key from MADtv and a groups of girls who dance sexy in public called the Pole-Ite as they shoot a web video in a car wash setting to raise money for Adopt-A-Classroom....
Monday, August 25, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Janelle Perry From E!'s "Sunset Tan" kissing her girlfriend
Let's just say the Groove Cruise was VERY fun!
Friday, August 8, 2008
Buster Takes You Onboard The Groove Cruise For Deco Drive!!!
Now going into it’s 5th year, over 2,500 chic, young professionals have experienced The Groove Cruise; the only cruise in the world geared for those who love dance music and live by the mantra to 'Work Hard and Play Harder' - Here Buster takes you onboard to show you what the Groove Cruise is all about on Miami's premiere entertainment news and lifestyle program, Deco Drive.
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Monday, August 4, 2008
Never Before Seen Performance: Perry Farrell with Moby & DJ Paul Van Dyk
In honor of Lallapalooza, here is a rarely seen performance by Perry Farrell alongside DJ Paul Van Dyk and Moby at the Dancestar USA Awards in Miami.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Bloody Sword Wound Closed Up Using Super Glue!!!!
A crazy personal trainer in Miami named Sante Fe is known for his extreme training sessions. Here while working with a razor sharp, double handed sword he cuts his shoulder and his crew close it up with super glue.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Interview with Armin Van Buuren: The #1 DJ IN THE WORLD!!!
He'll be playing the infamous 4th Of July Pool Party at the Surfcomber Hotel this Friday so we thought we would dig out this classic interview with the Dutch Superstar DJ and Producer.
Friday, June 20, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
The #1 DJ IN THE WORLD - ARMIN VAN BUUREN THIS 4TH OF JULY!!!
I'll be hosting one of the annual highlights of Miami's party scene. The infamous 4th Of July pool parties are back thanks for our friends Louis Puig, Alex Omes and Emi Guerra. Dont miss this years event with the #1 DJ In The World, Armin Van Buuren and the West Coasts outrageous house god Donald Glaude!
This event always features some of the sexiest girls in Miami wearing VERY little and brings back the craziness and energy of the Winter Music Conference without so many of the tourists!
Miss Exxxotica Miami 2008 Competition
Some of THE most fun I have all year is being the host for the annual Miss Exxotica competition. This year I was lucky enough to be joined by the beautiful porn star Jessie Jane.
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Friday, May 30, 2008
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
8 Years In Space!
Its been 8 long and loud years for Downtown Miami's Club Space. In a market where most nightclub owners are lucky to get two successfull season's (if any) out of thier multi-million dollar investment, Club Space has seen it's once desolate, transient laden block of warehouses in Downtown turn into a forrest of empty high priced condos. Now this Saturday night, Club Space celebrates 8 years in it's journey of music, cocktails and sunrises....
Join them this Saturday!
Friday, May 16, 2008
The Electric Hummer H3
Think you need to guzzle gas in order to look cool? Think again....
Thursday, May 15, 2008
The A/X Music Lounge - WMC 2008
Brought to you by Sirius Satellite Radio, the A/X music lounge was held high atop the Raleigh Hotel during the annual Winter Music Conference in Miami's South Beach and featured artist like Tommy Lee & DJ Aero, Danny Tenaglia, DJ Skribble, Liquid Todd, Tracy Young and many more.
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The Cheek Kiss "Flinch" - You Know Its happened To You!
It always happens to me like this….I meet a girl and lean in to give her a harmless cheek kiss as part of my ritual greeting. As I pull away she turns her face and leans in for the other cheek, but abruptly stops herself as she sees me pulling back. At that same moment my brain registers her movement a millisecond too late and I lean back in just as she realizes I wasn’t going for the full two points. We share a brief moment of physical awkwardness, revealing our mutually deferring social mores. We have just executed the all too familiar “Cheek Flinch.”
Far more common in Europe, the Mediterranean and Latin America than in most of the US, cheek kissing’s most prevalent use in America is arguably right here in Miami. Depending on the local culture, cheek kissing may be considered appropriate between a man and a woman, a parent and a child, two women, or two men. The latter is socially accepted in Eastern and South Eastern Europe and in some countries of South Western Europe and the Middle East but may bring up associations with homosexuality in Asia, Latin America and the US.
Here in South Beach, with so many divergent cultures and backgrounds all melding together, its difficult to know what to go for when meeting someone. In the United States, adult cheek kissing is usually limited to one cheek, but is normally attributed as a “Big City” phenomenon. Here in Miami, with such a massive Latin and European influence it can tend to blow the bell curb, and as individuals from various cultures greet eachother, an epidemic of “Flinches” occur.
Here is a rough breakdown to help you find success in your never-ending act of social intercourse….
American: 1 (if any)
Latin: 1-2
French: 2-3 (depending on how hot the other person is!)
Italian: 2-3 (this is also widely accepted between males and culturally has no homosexual connotations)
Arabic: 3+ (Also widely accepted between males, but in some middle eastern countries it is considered inapropriate between male & female)
Whatever your choice, in Miami I attempt to go by this rule of thumb….
If you are a Gringo, always be consistent with one, but if you hear an accent, go for two….
This of course completely gets screwed up when American girls try and act European….but hey, in the absence of any wide sweeping consistent cultural norm, it’s better than nothing!
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Funkshion Fashion Week Miami Beach 2008
Here's a report a look at years Funkshion Fashion Week: Miami Beach, with some of the sexiest bikini fashions in the world including styles from Justin Timberlake, Russell Simmons and Heatherette.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Lies, Propaganda, Capitalism: Why We Celebrate CINCO DE MAYO!
In bars all over the United States they are preparing their sombreros and tequila shots in advance of one of the biggest drinking holidays of the year, Cinco De Mayo....or for us gringos, the 5th Of May. But Why do we celebrate it?
If you ask most Americans, the popular beleif is that the 5th of May comemorates Mexico's Independance Day....this however is completly false.
Mexico's Independance Day is celebrated on September 16th, and in reality Cinco De Mayo is all but ignored within the borders of our neighbor to the South. The holiday actually commemorates the victory of Mexican troops over the invading French at the first Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.
One year later, as a propaganda move in order to rally support and galvanize Mexicans living in California to support then Mexican president Benito Juarez and his troops from a second invasion by the french, Californians threw a party to celebrate the previous years victory of Puebla on the 5th of May. Cinco De Mayo.....
Unfortunately the celebration didn't work quite the way they were expecting and after two months of heavy fighting the French defeated the Mexican troops, but the struggle became a symbol of heroic resistance for Mexicans living in California, and has been celebrated every year since.
Today, like most holidays certain commercial interests, in this case beer a liquor companies, have taken it upon themselves to diligently market the holiday nation-wide throughout in order to do what they do best......sell stuff.
.....and as we all know, most americans need little in the way of an excuse to party.
So this Cinco De Mayo, as you raise your Corona or that shot of Cuervo remember, VIVA AMERICAN CONSUMERISM!........and don't forget to tip you bartender....
Monday, April 28, 2008
Ex-Gov Spitzer's Hooker Sues Girls Gone Wild For $10 Mill!
According to the Miami Herald the escort of the former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer is suing Girls Gone Wild for capitalizing on her newfound infamy by repackaging a video from 5 years ago. While just under the tender age of 18 Ashley Alexandra Dupre' who went by the escort name Kristen ran into Girls Gone Wild founder (and ex-con) Joe Francis outside the Chesterfield Hotel on Collins Avenue in South Beach. The suit alleges that they got her drunk and convinced her to expose her breasts to the camera in one of the hotel rooms.
Sounds like a usual Saturday night in Sobe to me....
Get the full story HERE
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Friday, April 25, 2008
Beach Ball Festival Is This Sunday!
Don't miss the opportunity to root for your favorite servers and bartenders as they compete at the 3rd annual BEACH BALL FESTIVAL this Sunday....
Sure they may be able to deftly serve over priced rock shrimp and mix cocktails that would give your unborn children gills, but can they "bring it" to the epic battlefields of Dodge ball, Tug-o-war, Rock climbing and obstacle course?
Find out as I bring you all the action alongside DJ IRIE with special performances by Trina, Qwote, Chadwick & Charlie Hustle this Sunday from noon to 6pm....
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Get SEXXXY! Exxxotica Miami Is This Weekend!
Once Again I have the overwhelming responsibility of hosting the 3rd Annual Ms. Exxotica competition at Exxxotica Miami Beach this weekend. If you have not yet had the oportunity to experience Exxotica, dont be afriad. The show itself is a celebration of sexy featuring the biggest adult film stars, vendors featuring the latest and greatest adult toys as well as stage shows, performances and much more. It's a lot of fun to go with your "signifigant other" and peruse the aisles of various sexy toys.
The Ms. Exxotica competition will take place on Friday at 9:30pm with the finals on Saturday at 6:00pm........see you there sexxxy!
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Fashion Art Ball At The Versace Mansion
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
LNBC (Late Night Booty Call) Agreement
Please makure sure ALL parties involved have read and understand the document below and there will be NO drama.....
The Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!
*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________
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The Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!
*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________
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Thursday, April 10, 2008
A3 Network Announces New A3 Video Channel On Adobe Media Player
A3 Network Announces New A3 Video Channel On Adobe Media Player
Accessible by millions, a new online platform for the Night, Life & Style Network
April 10th, 2008: Miami Beach based lifestyle TV and Internet Network, A3 (watchA3.com) announced it has teamed up with Adobe to launch a channel of lifestyle content as part of the new Adobe® Media Player that launched on April 9th.
The new channel will feature the best of A3’s content including hit shows like ‘South Beach Undercover’, VIP For The Night”, ‘Fashion In Focus’, ‘Fabrizio’s Head’ and ‘DJ Profile’s.’ Nightlife news and event coverage will also be featured.
“This is a very exciting development for A3 Network. Our content is now recognized as some of the best lifestyle programming in the world. For A3 to be able to collaborate with Adobe on a dedicated channel within Adobe Media Player is a significant milestone for us” said Andy Ruffell, CEO A3 The Night, Life & Style Network.
“We are pleased to collaborate with A3 Network and include its lifestyle content on a dedicated
channel within our new Adobe Media Player,” said Ashley Still, senior product manager for
Adobe Media Player at Adobe. “The best of A3 will now be accessible to people both online
and offline who will be using the new Adobe Media Player”.
“We are proud that A3 chose iChameleon as the managing partner on the Adobe project, the
quality and popularity of A3 Network’s programming will enhance an already stellar product
from Adobe” said Freddie Laker CEO iChameleon Group
The deal with Adobe Media Player reinforces A3 Network’s online presence which is
increasing exponentially with 14 new online video channels going live in the next few months
on sites like YouTube, Vuze, Veoh and Joost. There’s also a major update for ‘watchA3.com’
launching on May 1st, the site is currently streaming over 500,000 video’s per month.
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About A3.
A3 The Night, Life & Style Network is a lifestyle website featuring nightlife, fashion, restaurants, real estate,
entertainment news and high-energy music from major cities in the USA and around the world. A3 broadcasts on
local TV channels from South Beach to Palm Beach to Naples and soon in New York and other major cities in the
US. Our unique stylized programming format features cutting edge music, clubbing features, fashion stories,
photo shoots and gig guides. Stylish and cool, A3 The Night, Life & Style Network is unlike any other TV
broadcast format in America.
Further info – info@watcha3.com
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Jarmo's Pic Of The Week: Evelyn Jimenez
Born in Castillo, Dominican Republic, Evelyn was introduced to the art of dance and modeling in her early years.
Moving to Puerto Rico lead her to gain experience as a fashion model and an actress. Her exotic beauty, personality and wit, were key in winning various Beauty Pageants, including “Miss Hawaiian Tropic” where she was first finalist.
Evelyn, once established in in the U.S. made multiple appearances in many high profile venues, among them the prestigious “Miami Fashion Week”, and was also featured in the world famous “Fashion TV” Channel.
You can learn more about this sexy Dominican beauty here: www.evelynjimenez.net
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Some Really BAD Jokes From Bobby Brandt!
Miami Bar and website owner ( www.promotemysong.com ) Bobby Brandt has an almost limitless arsenal of incredibly BAD jokes....
Here are just a few....
Here are just a few....
The Fashion Art Ball Is This Friday!
Featuring a charity poker tournament and a dozen local party boys walking the runway to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis, Tommy Pooch & Alan Roth's Fashion Art Ball (which could be shortened to "F.ART BALL" if you are a smarmy asshole like me) always brings out Miami's fabulous 300 local scenesters.
The funny thing to me is the fact that on the invitation for the event it only indicates BETSY JOHNSON fashions, yet the fun part of this annual even is when local personalaties like Thomas Kramer, Michael Dreiling, Eric Milon, DJ Irie, Shareef Malnik, Director Brett Ratner (and yes, even me) hit the runway. But considering that the only fashions indicated as part of the show are BETSY JOHNSON does this mean that we will all prettymuch be walking in drag?
I guess you will need to buy yourself a ticket and find out!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The International Dance Party (In A Box)
Who needs DJ's, sound systems and doormen with a god complex when you have this nifty new device.
International Dance Party! The full length video of this crazy and funny party machine! from Niklas Roy on Vimeo.
International Dance Party! The full length video of this crazy and funny party machine! from Niklas Roy on Vimeo.
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Buster's WMC WEEK schedule...
Because it's Winter Music Conference I am constantly asked about the events and parties we will be attending/covering. Most get the impression that we attempt to go to every event during the chaotic week. With literally hundereds of soirees hapenning, attending them all is physically impossible, but for the sake of clarity I have decided to post our tentative schedule.
Tuesday Evening: Paul Oakenfold & Cee Lo (Gnarls Barkley) @ Mansion (Private Event)
Tuesday Night: Defected Records @ Set
Wednesday Afternoon: Various Industry Meetings and Interviews
Wednesday Evening: Bob Sinclar/Danny Tenaglia/Tommyboy Records Party @ Victor Hotel
Perfecto Party @ Gansevoort Rooftop Pool
Wednesday Night: Erick Morillo @ Cameo
Sasha/Nick Warrenn @ MYNT
Thursday Afternoon: Steve Lawler/Dubfire/Richie Hawtin @ Sufcomber Hotel Pool
Robbie Rivera's "Juicy Beach Party" @ Nikki Beach Club w/ Judge Jules
Remix Hotel @ National Hotel
Thursday Evening: Ferry Corsten @ Space
Felix Da Housecat @ Mynt
Friday Morning: David Guetta @ Club Space Terrace
Friday Afternoon: Pete Tong/BBC Radio 1 @ Sufcomber Hotel
Pacha Miami F. Macy Gray @ Shelbourne Hotel
Friday Night: DJ Aero & Tommy Lee @ Cameo
Armand Van Helden/Bad Boy Bill @ Suite
Paul Van Dyk @ Space
Saturday Afternoon: Hed Kandi @ Nikki Beach Club
DJ Boris @ Sufcomber
Saturday Night: FU** ME I"M FAMOUS W/ David Guetta @ Cameo
Roger Sanchez @ Mynt
Sunday Afternoon: SHARAM/Eric Prydz/Sander Kleinenberg @ Surfcomber Pool
Sunday Eveneing: On The Air on Y100.7 from 7pm - 10pm
Sunday Night: Nervous Breakdown
Jarmo's Pic Of The Week: Mary Alejo
Not only is this exotic beauty a successful model but Mary Alejo also works behind the scenes as a producer and make-up artist for Playboy Magazine.
She was born and raised in the Philippines but for the last ten years has resided in Florida. Touting Fitness Trainer as another one of her many talents, she goes to the gym six days a week and works tirelessly on her physique.
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Introducing "JARMO'S PIC OF THE WEEK!"
Jarmo Pohjaniemi has a job most men could only dream about. As one of the lucky and talented few primary photographers for Playboy Magazine, Jarmo constantly travels the world on a search of beautiful and exotic locales to shoot even more beautiful and exotic (and very naked) women in front of.
Now we begin a new series on Buster's Blog where we premiere a new, sexy picture from Jarmo every week.
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Friday, March 21, 2008
A Musical Making Fun Of Musicals! Oh, the Irony!
Thanks to superstar PR god and internationally renown sex machine Charlie Cinnamon, I was able to see a preview performance of the hit musical from New York, "Forbidden Broadway." If you are a fan of theatre (and being one of the only straight guys at a performing arts college in Boston, you either ARE a fan or you don't graduate) then you will love this original musical that completly spoofs almost all major broadway shows and regular characters. It's heavy on reference humor, so be warned that if you haven't seen shows like A Chorus Line, Fiddler On The Roof, Wicked, Cats, Les Miserables, Chicago and pretty much every major stage show to hit broadway in the last 50 years then you would probably far more enjoy the latest Will Ferrell movie Semi-Pro.
Forbidden Broadway starts on MARCH 24th at the newly re-named (and bailed out) Carnival Center, now known as the Adrienne Arsht Center For The Performing Arts.
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: Buster In "Night Weekly"
For their special WMC issue, the Sun Post's new progressive weekly publication, "NIGHT WEEKLY" somehow got it into their heads that profiling me would be a good idea.
Those poor deluded bastards.......
Pick one up for free throughout Miami all this week.
"King of night life TV
It’s Friday night. Skip the $1,000
table and, instead, stay home and tune
into A3TV, America’s first night life and
style network.
The cutting-edge TV concept focuses on fashion, nightlife, clubs, photo shoots and progressive music, and has produced the hottest DJ interviews and performances, featured the sexiest models and created some of the funniest original sketches in quite some time.
Since the launch of A3TV in September 2003, the network has been broadcasted to millions of living rooms throughout South Florida, including Miami Beach, Hollywood, Stuart and West Palm Beach.
The master behind the magic of A3 is Boston-born Buster Cox, whose real name is Justin Altshuler. Buster’s charm, wit and sheer sex appeal have made him the toast of South Beach and a certifiable star who’s plugged viewers into some of South Florida’s most exclusive parties.
He’s interviewed everyone in the industry, but his favorite was with the legendary British DJ Paul Oakenfold. “I had preconceptions before I met him, but it turns out he’s a great guy,” Buster said. “I was always fascinated with how comfortable he is with people, how he makes you feel comfortable. I mean, he asked more questions
than I did.”
Still, on most evenings, this experienced broadcaster prefers to chill at
his South Beach flat. “You know, you can become jaded after 200 30-second conversations in a night that end up going nowhere,” he said. “I’m lucky that I’m not an industry guy. I’m comfortable at home watching the The Daily Show and Steven Colbert and playing Halo3. I guess I’m attempting to live up to a reputation of being the party guy when, in reality, I’m only out once or twice a week.
For music, fashion and party aficionados, A3TV is Must See TV.
Check it out at watcha3tv.com"
Those poor deluded bastards.......
Pick one up for free throughout Miami all this week.
"King of night life TV
It’s Friday night. Skip the $1,000
table and, instead, stay home and tune
into A3TV, America’s first night life and
style network.
The cutting-edge TV concept focuses on fashion, nightlife, clubs, photo shoots and progressive music, and has produced the hottest DJ interviews and performances, featured the sexiest models and created some of the funniest original sketches in quite some time.
Since the launch of A3TV in September 2003, the network has been broadcasted to millions of living rooms throughout South Florida, including Miami Beach, Hollywood, Stuart and West Palm Beach.
The master behind the magic of A3 is Boston-born Buster Cox, whose real name is Justin Altshuler. Buster’s charm, wit and sheer sex appeal have made him the toast of South Beach and a certifiable star who’s plugged viewers into some of South Florida’s most exclusive parties.
He’s interviewed everyone in the industry, but his favorite was with the legendary British DJ Paul Oakenfold. “I had preconceptions before I met him, but it turns out he’s a great guy,” Buster said. “I was always fascinated with how comfortable he is with people, how he makes you feel comfortable. I mean, he asked more questions
than I did.”
Still, on most evenings, this experienced broadcaster prefers to chill at
his South Beach flat. “You know, you can become jaded after 200 30-second conversations in a night that end up going nowhere,” he said. “I’m lucky that I’m not an industry guy. I’m comfortable at home watching the The Daily Show and Steven Colbert and playing Halo3. I guess I’m attempting to live up to a reputation of being the party guy when, in reality, I’m only out once or twice a week.
For music, fashion and party aficionados, A3TV is Must See TV.
Check it out at watcha3tv.com"
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Monday, March 17, 2008
UNICEF's "Tap Water Project" is on this week!
Do some good for people who don't have clean drinking water by only donating $1 while you are out for dinner this week. Check out the video below or click HERE to view a list of local Miami restaurants who are involved in the fight to give people clean drinking water.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Introducing "The Sex Maniacs Guide To Cooking" With A3's Own Celebrity Chef Ralph Pagano
Take a look at A3's brand new series about cooking, sex, food and fun.....starring A3's own celebrity Chef, Ralph Pagano! You may remember Ralph from his 2nd place finish on the premiere season of the reality show Hell's Kitchen and is presently hosting his own program on Mojo HD called "Pressure Cook."
Oh, Don't worry, we'll get to the cooking part.....eventually.
Welcome to THE SEX MANIACS GUIDE TO COOKING!
Oh, Don't worry, we'll get to the cooking part.....eventually.
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Friday, March 7, 2008
Buster Gets A Spray Tan!
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Chicago's Answer To The City's Drug Problem? Ban Little Plastic Baggies!
Wow, I haven't seen an idea so revolutionary since NEW COKE!
What will the heroin addicts and crack heads do now? Will they simply stop using drugs, clean up their lives, get jobs, a mortgage and 2.3 kids?
Either that or just wrap up their shit in something else....
Read The Article by Clicking HERE
What will the heroin addicts and crack heads do now? Will they simply stop using drugs, clean up their lives, get jobs, a mortgage and 2.3 kids?
Either that or just wrap up their shit in something else....
Read The Article by Clicking HERE
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Rock Bands Don't Play In Peoria!
The Good: Local boy Lee Dahlberg got his cool jewelery brand "ROCK BANDS" featured on CNBC's THE BIG IDEA With Donny Deutch last night in a segment called "Will it play in Peoria?" (A play on a term meaning "Will it be a hit with mainstream America.")
The Bad: Although the people who were asked loved the look, when they got to the $250 price tag, the people in Peoria were turned off.
It really doesn't matter though as Lee has whored out his brand in every gifting suite from Volleypalooza to the Super Bowl getting them on some very big celebrity wrists.
My View: FUCK PEORIA! If it's good enough for Christian Slater it's good enough for me! I mean really....didn't you see Pump Up The Volume!
The Bad: Although the people who were asked loved the look, when they got to the $250 price tag, the people in Peoria were turned off.
It really doesn't matter though as Lee has whored out his brand in every gifting suite from Volleypalooza to the Super Bowl getting them on some very big celebrity wrists.
My View: FUCK PEORIA! If it's good enough for Christian Slater it's good enough for me! I mean really....didn't you see Pump Up The Volume!
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Saturday, February 23, 2008
South Beach Undercover: The Movie (Trailer)
One of these days we are finally going to produce the SOUTH BEACH: UNDERCOVER Movie. Until then we will just keep shooting cool trailers for it like this one.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Celebrity Photographer SETH BROWARNIK Takes the plunge!
Celebrity photographer Seth Browarnik (seen with me here in one of our various "let's be weird" pictures) popped the question to long-time girlfriend Melissa Katz (seen with some other guy below) from Ocean Drive Magazine.
On a personnal note: Seth and I started our "South Beach Scene" adventures together around 1999 while we were working for a small format scene magazine called Ego Trip. He then went on the work for severall magazines finally landing at Ocean Drive and Wire Image. Through his outstanding likability and talent for making freinds, he eventually gained more access than any other photographer in Miami. Celebrities coming to Miami would even call Seth to make sure they know what is going on when they came down to South Beach.
Today Seth has two assistants, Peter and Spencer who handle his various "Club" shots while Seth is whisked away to various global locations to shoot. Wether it's travelling with Lenny Kravitz to Brazil during his Live Earth concert or access into the most exclusive Super Bowl events, Seth has come a long way from the time he was shooting live chickens at 9am on the patio at Space.
Congratulations to Seth and Melissa from all of us at A3!
SIDE NOTE: Melissa should keep her name, as few people actualy know how to pronounce Browarnik properly anyway(Bro-War-nik)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Pulse 87: New Dance Music Radio Station Launches In New York City
Ladies and Gentelmen, Dance Music has returned to major market radio.
Playing a mix of Top 40 remixes and the big dance hits, Mega Media in New York City has launched PULSE 87.7 in the #1 radio market in the US. Mega Media is an independant signal broadcasting from the low power audio signal of a TV broadcaster, but covers Manhattan and the surrounding burroughs.
Because of it's TOP 40 Remix and dance "HIT" factor, electronic music geeks I'm sure will bandy about words like "Cheesy" and "Commercial" on various nightlife forums like Cooljunkie.com, Clubplanet.com and talknightlife.com. But in the end, the globally connected dance music culture has found itself a rare addition to its precious few American radio outlets.
In Miami the beat has certainly not stopped as every night after 10pm, Y100 becomes CLUB 100, a beat-mixed popourri of Y100's hit tracks before midnight or broadcasts from various clubs. Then late night, the exceptional Cato K presents his "Club Sessions" show.
Check it all out at Y100.com
Monday, February 11, 2008
Buster Does A Lap At Clearchannel HQ
Ok, so I had been wanting to do it since my first day at Y100.....
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Friday, February 8, 2008
Microsoft "Surface" Video Spoof
Microsoft has come out with a touch controlled table top computer called "Surface." Will it do for tables what the Iphone for cell phones?
Monday, February 4, 2008
Buster Voices Various Characters In The New Video Game: OBSCURE - The Aftermath
I'm a gamer, i can play Halo 3 online getting my ass kicked by 11-years-olds for hours. So when I was asked by a dutch company to voice a series of characters for a video game called OBSCURE: The Aftermath, I jumped at the chance.
In the game I played 3 of the 4 main male characters and a couple of extra voices here and there. Take a listen....or pick up a copy for the Playstation 2 or WII.
In the game I played 3 of the 4 main male characters and a couple of extra voices here and there. Take a listen....or pick up a copy for the Playstation 2 or WII.
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Friday, February 1, 2008
Buster Voices The New Sandals Commercial
If you find yourself watching any of the 1400 presidential debates, you may come accross this TV spot on one of the various cable news channels.
Almost Fully Recovered From The Groove Cruise!
It was one hell of a music adventure with almost 400 professional partiers from all over the country. We partied on the ship, on the beach and in Nassau, Bahamas. Only now am I getting coherent enough to blog about it. The bottom line is, if you have ever wanted to go on a cruise, but were afraid it would be too many famalies, old people and DJ's that play the Macerena....then the Groove Cruise is for you.
Don't miss out on the Groove Cruise LA: July 25th-27th.
Don't miss out on the Groove Cruise LA: July 25th-27th.
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sexy Camilla's Water Show At The Versace Mansion On South Beach
This hot little Latina knows how to move like few others. In South Beach she is well knows for her "Water Shows" and here is one she did for us while at a Brazillian Bikini party at Casa Casuarina.
Sometimes you don't need a shirt, just some paint and a lot of creativity. (boobs might help as well)
These sexy girls were found cavorting at Casa Casuarina, AKA The Versace Mansion on South Beach's Ocean Drive wearing little more than acrylic paint for a top. Considering what the ravages of gravity can do to the human body over time, I would say that the paint holds up pretty well providing far more support than one would imagine.
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Absinthe At Spiegelworld Miami Beach - you will never forgive yourself if you miss this!
The Spiegel Tent will only be up for another couple of weeks at 23rd and Collins, make sure you see it before it's too late!
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Thursday, January 24, 2008
Happy Birthday New Times!
Its been 20 year of dining reviews, nightclub listings, local features and more strange personnals than you can shake a leather whip at. We here at the A3 Network just want to say congrats to the team at the Miami New Times!
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Could this mean the end of house parties in Miami Beach? MAYBE NOT IF YOU SHOW UP TO CITY HALL TOMORROW (JAN 24TH) AT 6PM!!!
Miami Beach Ordinance To Strip Homeowners of Property Rights
On Wednesday January 16, 2008, the City of Miami Beach passed on first reading a sweeping and draconian zoning regulation which will ban many social gatherings and simple business transactions in private homes. If you’re caught throwing a baby shower or a birthday party, or if during your spring cleaning you sell four modest items in your house on E-Bay, you will be fined over $42,000.00 – and it can’t be waived by the special master for any reason.
Entitled “Commercial Use of Single Family Homes Prohibited”, the ordinance contains several alarming restrictions on the use of homes. For example, section 1(c)(1)(b) of the Ordinance prohibits the sale of “goods, property or services” exceeding $100 “offered for sale on or at the property”. This provision makes it illegal for:
• Miami Beach residents to sell their old bicycles, cars, furniture, computers or other unused property through classified ads or on Ebay.
• Professionals such as attorneys to work from their homes.
• To sell Tupperware, Avon cosmetics or other perform other direct marketing.
Likewise, the ordinance prohibits a homeowner from receiving “payment or other consideration… in excess of $100.00 per party or event for the use of the property.” As a result it will now be an illegal “commercial use” for:
• Five friends to plan a SuperBowl party where each chips in $25.00 to cover the cost of refreshments.
• Any resident to have a social gathering, such as a birthday party or wedding shower where the host receives more than $100 in gifts.
• Houseguests to reimburse their host for food or cleaning costs greater than $100.00.
• A resident to allow their home to be used for a relative’s wedding, graduation party or other gathering, if the owner receives any compensation in excess of $100.00 to cover costs associated with the gathering.
• A charity to provide any compensation to a homeowner for the use of a home for fundraising or education purposes.
“Every person in this city should ask their commissioner ‘how will the city know which gatherings are commercial’? This ordinance is going to be enforced by Code Inspectors peering through windows. No one likes noise or parking impacts- but those should be addressed by the noise Ordinance.”
Further, the ordinance indicates that any Code Compliance Officer may shut down a gathering without due process of law. This is going to be a field day for First Amendment attorneys. The City has mistakenly shut down non-commercial parties in the past, and they know they will again. When the City shuts down your wedding without cause, that’s a costly tragedy for which you should be compensated. When they mistakenly shut down your political gathering, that’s a constitutional quagmire.”
Another aspect of the ordinance would make it illegal to host an open house for the purposes of selling homes after 8:00 PM. This is going to have a huge impact on home sales, transaction times and prices at a time where homes are already selling slowly.
DO SOMETHING: Cut a past a copy of this letter or one of your own and email the Miami Beach City Comission!!!!!
Dear Commissioner,
I am a Miami Beach resident and am concerned about the ordinance that you are considering enacting into law in February.
I agree with you that noise, garbage, and parking issues that may be associated with parties are bad. However, there are existing laws on the books that address these concerns.
I am in favor of allowing homeowners to have private, invite only parties within their homes. Please DO NOT interfere will my rights as a resident to entertain within my home! I trust that you will make the right decision and not turn Miami Beach into a boarded up retirement community.
Please, maintain the spirit of Miami Beach.
Thanks for your consideration.
THE NEXT READING OF THE ORDINANCE IS THURSDAY JANUARY 24th AT 6PM MIAMI BEACH CITY HALL - IF YOU WANT TO PREVENT
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Monday, January 21, 2008
Has Science Found A Way To Make DJing Obsolete?
A group of researchers from UCLA have devised a software system that polls Wifi enabled digital music devices of attandees at a party (who actually bring theirs) and creates a playlist based on the most popular tracks and genres.
Read the full story by Clicking HERE
Could these "SMART PARTIES" spell the end of massive superclubs paying exhorbitant amounts of money to globetrotting DJ's?
Um....no, definetly not.
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Tip To Be A VIP: The Bodyguard Trick
Nothing says VIP like having your own bodyguard...and although most of us either don't need nor can afford a real body guard, it certainly gets people (especially the ladies) asking the question: "Who is that guy?"
So here is a great way to influence shallow people.....get your LARGEST friend and ask him to dress up in his best suit and play your bodyguard for the evening. Sunglasses and a possible fake "earpiece" add to the mistique. Get yourself on the list of a high end cocktail party with an open bar (Avoid clubs if you can because of the need to proove your "VIP-ness" by spending money on a table).
Make sure to rehearse with your "bodyguard" certain very important things...
When you're in the party have him approach women for you. "Excuse me ladies, my name is (insert interesting bodyguard name here IE: Olaf), I am the personnal security of Mr. Cox and he would like to invite you all to join him in a cocktail.
***Remember***
STAY MYSTERIOUS - The more mysterious the better, when the girls ask who he is and why he needs a bodyguard simply have your guy reply "I'm sorry but I'm not at liberty to say. (or words to this effect)"
.....nothing will peak the curiosity of those girls more than trying to figure out who you are and what you do......you can keep them hooked all night long.
And don't worry about your bouncer, as long as he gets a few girls at once, he will have plenty of oportunity to hit on the left-overs.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Club Stereotypes: The Wallflower
Photo By Seth - Red Eye Productions
Standing at whatever table she finds with a bottle to suckle from, she is as much of an accessory as an imitation Coach bag. Often but not always a model, wallflowers are rarely found dancing but sometimes slightly gyrating a good half-beat off throwing sideways bourgeois glances like knives. Typically clad in something skimpy, she is the ultimate eye candy, as beautiful as Michelangelo's Venus, equally as interesting, just as intelligent.
Typically found at A-list venues like SET and MOKAI, this species of clubber is always taken care of.
Rarely do they leave an area less than five feet around the parameter of the table they have latched themselves on to (unless going to the bathroom of course)the Wallflower rarely speaks unless spoken to or handed a glass of champagne.
Standing at whatever table she finds with a bottle to suckle from, she is as much of an accessory as an imitation Coach bag. Often but not always a model, wallflowers are rarely found dancing but sometimes slightly gyrating a good half-beat off throwing sideways bourgeois glances like knives. Typically clad in something skimpy, she is the ultimate eye candy, as beautiful as Michelangelo's Venus, equally as interesting, just as intelligent.
Typically found at A-list venues like SET and MOKAI, this species of clubber is always taken care of.
Rarely do they leave an area less than five feet around the parameter of the table they have latched themselves on to (unless going to the bathroom of course)the Wallflower rarely speaks unless spoken to or handed a glass of champagne.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
THE MARTINI CONSPIRACY: Another Buster Theory
There is wild speculation about the history of the Martini and in point of fact it seems the actual origins of the drink are shrouded in the annals of time. Some say it was invented in Martinez, California when a bartender mixed a drink for a visiting miner who placed an olive in the glass before handing it to him and named it after his town. Still another story says the name came from the Martini & Henry rifle used by the British in 1871, the hook being that both the rifle and the drink "had a kick."
Personally, I'm not a Martini drinker, so I really don't give a crap about who invented the drink. What I do give a crap about is who the asshole is who came up with the actual glass the Martini is traditionally served in.....moreover due to it's completly illogical and innefficient design, I beleive the vessel to be a conspiracy by bar and club owners leading all the way back to the early 1900's.
Here's My Theory: Logical thinking would pre-suppose that a vessel created to hold a liquid would need to do so efficiently without spillage. The Martini glass is possibly the most innefficient design for holding liquid possible. As we all know, you cannot walk around a party with a full Martini glass, knowing that if you did you would end up with more on the floor than down your throat. Therefore, the glass is inherently designed for you to remain at the bar while you drink it leving you in the perfect position to order another as soon as the last drops are gone. If you do decide to chance it and cruise for babes, then through spillage, the glass becomes empty just as quickly and a new drink is needed to be purchased.
This completly inneficient design lends itself to high turnover and my beleif is that the Martini Glass in and of itself began as a conspiracy by bars owners to sell more drinks.
My tip: next time you ask for a Martini.....ask for it to be served in a wine glass. You may look like an asshole, but you'll be better off in the end.
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Monday, January 14, 2008
The Cameo Flood - South Beach Venue Busts A Pipe
Photo By Dan Vidal
Last Sunday morning around 3:30am, while DJ Robbie Rivera was destroying the main room of Cameo on South Beach, one of the guests in the VIP section behind the DJ booth thought it was a good idea to hang from one of the pipes above his table.
The pipe didn't think so and soon burst flooding the VIP section and dancefloor below.
"The Water was everywhere and everyone ran to the other side of the stage." said Robbie from his Miami studio. "The bouncers handled everything very professionally and the music had to be turned off for about :30 seconds. It was a buzz killer, big time....but still an amazing night!"
Last Sunday morning around 3:30am, while DJ Robbie Rivera was destroying the main room of Cameo on South Beach, one of the guests in the VIP section behind the DJ booth thought it was a good idea to hang from one of the pipes above his table.
The pipe didn't think so and soon burst flooding the VIP section and dancefloor below.
"The Water was everywhere and everyone ran to the other side of the stage." said Robbie from his Miami studio. "The bouncers handled everything very professionally and the music had to be turned off for about :30 seconds. It was a buzz killer, big time....but still an amazing night!"
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IN THEIR WORDS......The Ibiza After Hours Closings - Ben Turner
BEN TURNER FROM GRAPHITE MEDIA & EDITOR OF BOTH PACHA & SOHO HOUSE'S HOUSE MAGAZINE.
"Club culture in the late 1980s in the UK was once
all about illegal partying, and the government implemented laws to restrict
them happening. This decision is the reverse. Legal clubs operating after
6am are now being forced to close, which will in return become a headache as
more and more illegal events will now happen. You simply can't stop the fact
that people go clubbing very late in Ibiza (2-3am) and like to go to bed
much later than 6am - indeed simply cqn't go to bed at 6am. Last summer,
despite Amnesia being closed by the police at the start of the season, some
of the best ever Cocoon after-hours parties occurred, posing a bigger job
for the authorities to deal with and police. I fully agree that the traffic
flashpoints for parents and workers with revellers is a situation to be
avoided, but this decision will not make much difference to this problem.
What could happen is that more and more people are switched off from even
going to Ibiza, which is where the decision will bite the government the
hardest. It does appeaer that the Ibiza government do noT want partygoers to
even go to the island - anybody reading this blog is intelligent enough to
know that dance culture is the reason the island is so famous, and there is
so much good that comes from that. As Miami itself can testify."
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Tip To BE A VIP - The Media Game
Photo By Seth - Red Eye Productions
Feed into the insatiable apetite any image driven business has for press by calling every hot nightclub, restaurant, magazine and PR agency in town. Tell them you are in the media.....any media really.
Here is a Typical Script For The Way I DO It...
"Yes hi this is Buster from the Wealthy Young Jewish Americans With Psoriases Monthly, we feature the high end lifestyle of young wealthy Jewish Americans with psoriasis and we would like to include your events in our calender section and possibly send a photographer to cover them. Can you please make sure we are on your media list? My email is BUSTER AT KOSHER FLAKES DOT COM.
Yes.......thanks.........whats that? Well a topical cream is really the best thing. Sure, lachiem to you too....."
.....there you have it, now I'll be sent invitations to RSVP for all their events!
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