LNBC (Late Night Booty Call) Agreement

Please makure sure ALL parties involved have read and understand the document below and there will be NO drama.....


The Pre-Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).

This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!

*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________

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SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION: Buster In "Night Weekly"

For their special WMC issue, the Sun Post's new progressive weekly publication, "NIGHT WEEKLY" somehow got it into their heads that profiling me would be a good idea.

Those poor deluded bastards.......

Pick one up for free throughout Miami all this week.

"King of night life TV

It’s Friday night. Skip the $1,000
table and, instead, stay home and tune
into A3TV, America’s first night life and
style network.

The cutting-edge TV concept focuses on fashion, nightlife, clubs, photo shoots and progressive music, and has produced the hottest DJ interviews and performances, featured the sexiest models and created some of the funniest original sketches in quite some time.
Since the launch of A3TV in September 2003, the network has been broadcasted to millions of living rooms throughout South Florida, including Miami Beach, Hollywood, Stuart and West Palm Beach.
The master behind the magic of A3 is Boston-born Buster Cox, whose real name is Justin Altshuler. Buster’s charm, wit and sheer sex appeal have made him the toast of South Beach and a certifiable star who’s plugged viewers into some of South Florida’s most exclusive parties.
He’s interviewed everyone in the industry, but his favorite was with the legendary British DJ Paul Oakenfold. “I had preconceptions before I met him, but it turns out he’s a great guy,” Buster said. “I was always fascinated with how comfortable he is with people, how he makes you feel comfortable. I mean, he asked more questions
than I did.”
Still, on most evenings, this experienced broadcaster prefers to chill at
his South Beach flat. “You know, you can become jaded after 200 30-second conversations in a night that end up going nowhere,” he said. “I’m lucky that I’m not an industry guy. I’m comfortable at home watching the The Daily Show and Steven Colbert and playing Halo3. I guess I’m attempting to live up to a reputation of being the party guy when, in reality, I’m only out once or twice a week.
For music, fashion and party aficionados, A3TV is Must See TV.
Check it out at watcha3tv.com"

Introducing "The Sex Maniacs Guide To Cooking" With A3's Own Celebrity Chef Ralph Pagano

Take a look at A3's brand new series about cooking, sex, food and fun.....starring A3's own celebrity Chef, Ralph Pagano! You may remember Ralph from his 2nd place finish on the premiere season of the reality show Hell's Kitchen and is presently hosting his own program on Mojo HD called "Pressure Cook."   

Welcome to THE SEX MANIACS GUIDE TO COOKING!

Oh, Don't worry, we'll get to the cooking part.....eventually.

Buster Gets A Spray Tan!

Pete Tong, Frankie Knuckles and more at the BBC Radio 1 Party during Winter Music Conference 2007

Dj and radio personality Pete Tong can arguably be considered the voice of the global electronic music scene. With his radio show "The Essential Selection" initially gaining it's popularity on the BBC's Radio 1, but now syndicated throughout the world on various networks and online, Pete hosts a live broadcast from the WMC every year. Always one of the annual highlights of Conference week, this year's party changes locations from Nikki Beach Club to the pool at the Surfcomber Hotel on South Beach.

Armin Van Buuren On A3

With the Winter Music Conference right around the corner, I thought it would be a good idea to show you some of the stuff we created from the WMC 2007 and tell you about the stories behind them.

We begin with the currently ranked #1 DJ in the world on DJ MAG's TOP 100, Armin Van Buuren.

When we first met Armin and his manager David for a sit down dinner/interview at Shoji Shushi on South Beach, my initial impression was how young he seemed. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't a teenager (actually I beleive he was around 28 at the time) but he seemed to have such a fresh energy and love for his craft. You also experience that same energy while he spins...as his smile rarely leaves his face.

You can take a look at our original interview with him here:

or see him perform at the Pawn Shop Lounge in downtown Miami during the Winter Music Conference 2007 by clicking here: