The Fashion Art Ball Is This Friday!

Featuring a charity poker tournament and a dozen local party boys walking the runway to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis, Tommy Pooch & Alan Roth's Fashion Art Ball (which could be shortened to "F.ART BALL" if you are a smarmy asshole like me) always brings out Miami's fabulous 300 local scenesters.

The funny thing to me is the fact that on the invitation for the event it only indicates BETSY JOHNSON fashions, yet the fun part of this annual even is when local personalaties like Thomas Kramer, Michael Dreiling, Eric Milon, DJ Irie, Shareef Malnik, Director Brett Ratner (and yes, even me) hit the runway. But considering that the only fashions indicated as part of the show are BETSY JOHNSON does this mean that we will all prettymuch be walking in drag?

I guess you will need to buy yourself a ticket and find out!

Sometimes you don't need a shirt, just some paint and a lot of creativity. (boobs might help as well)

These sexy girls were found cavorting at Casa Casuarina, AKA The Versace Mansion on South Beach's Ocean Drive wearing little more than acrylic paint for a top. Considering what the ravages of gravity can do to the human body over time, I would say that the paint holds up pretty well providing far more support than one would imagine.

A3's Paris Hilton Run-Ins

Ok, so she is in Miami ALL THE TIME, and we are often out with cameras. But really we just aren't these asshole paparazzi guys that jump out of the bushes looking for a panty-less crotch shot.
But when the oportunity arises, we keep our cameras rolling.
We caught her during Art Basel at the Versace mansion (ok, fine I'll call it Casa Casuarina)

Our real question is, who the hell is that guy with the weird fuzzy hat?