Showing posts with label nightlife. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nightlife. Show all posts
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
LNBC (Late Night Booty Call) Agreement
Please makure sure ALL parties involved have read and understand the document below and there will be NO drama.....
The Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!
*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________
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The Pre-Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).
This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!
*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sexy Camilla's Water Show At The Versace Mansion On South Beach
This hot little Latina knows how to move like few others. In South Beach she is well knows for her "Water Shows" and here is one she did for us while at a Brazillian Bikini party at Casa Casuarina.
Monday, January 21, 2008
Has Science Found A Way To Make DJing Obsolete?
A group of researchers from UCLA have devised a software system that polls Wifi enabled digital music devices of attandees at a party (who actually bring theirs) and creates a playlist based on the most popular tracks and genres.
Read the full story by Clicking HERE
Could these "SMART PARTIES" spell the end of massive superclubs paying exhorbitant amounts of money to globetrotting DJ's?
Um....no, definetly not.
Monday, January 14, 2008
The Cameo Flood - South Beach Venue Busts A Pipe
Photo By Dan Vidal
Last Sunday morning around 3:30am, while DJ Robbie Rivera was destroying the main room of Cameo on South Beach, one of the guests in the VIP section behind the DJ booth thought it was a good idea to hang from one of the pipes above his table.
The pipe didn't think so and soon burst flooding the VIP section and dancefloor below.
"The Water was everywhere and everyone ran to the other side of the stage." said Robbie from his Miami studio. "The bouncers handled everything very professionally and the music had to be turned off for about :30 seconds. It was a buzz killer, big time....but still an amazing night!"
Last Sunday morning around 3:30am, while DJ Robbie Rivera was destroying the main room of Cameo on South Beach, one of the guests in the VIP section behind the DJ booth thought it was a good idea to hang from one of the pipes above his table.
The pipe didn't think so and soon burst flooding the VIP section and dancefloor below.
"The Water was everywhere and everyone ran to the other side of the stage." said Robbie from his Miami studio. "The bouncers handled everything very professionally and the music had to be turned off for about :30 seconds. It was a buzz killer, big time....but still an amazing night!"
Monday, January 7, 2008
Memoirs Of A Clubber: A New Web Video Series
Buster's MEMOIRS OF A CLUBBER: A New Web Video Series
THE TEASER:
EPISODE #1 -
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THE TEASER:
EPISODE #1 -
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