Singer Tara McDonald Performs at Mynt Lounge

The A/X Music Lounge - WMC 2008

Brought to you by Sirius Satellite Radio, the A/X music lounge was held high atop the Raleigh Hotel during the annual Winter Music Conference in Miami's South Beach and featured artist like Tommy Lee & DJ Aero, Danny Tenaglia, DJ Skribble, Liquid Todd, Tracy Young and many more.

The Cheek Kiss "Flinch" - You Know Its happened To You!

It always happens to me like this….I meet a girl and lean in to give her a harmless cheek kiss as part of my ritual greeting. As I pull away she turns her face and leans in for the other cheek, but abruptly stops herself as she sees me pulling back. At that same moment my brain registers her movement a millisecond too late and I lean back in just as she realizes I wasn’t going for the full two points. We share a brief moment of physical awkwardness, revealing our mutually deferring social mores. We have just executed the all too familiar “Cheek Flinch.”

Far more common in Europe, the Mediterranean and Latin America than in most of the US, cheek kissing’s most prevalent use in America is arguably right here in Miami. Depending on the local culture, cheek kissing may be considered appropriate between a man and a woman, a parent and a child, two women, or two men. The latter is socially accepted in Eastern and South Eastern Europe and in some countries of South Western Europe and the Middle East but may bring up associations with homosexuality in Asia, Latin America and the US.

Here in South Beach, with so many divergent cultures and backgrounds all melding together, its difficult to know what to go for when meeting someone. In the United States, adult cheek kissing is usually limited to one cheek, but is normally attributed as a “Big City” phenomenon. Here in Miami, with such a massive Latin and European influence it can tend to blow the bell curb, and as individuals from various cultures greet eachother, an epidemic of “Flinches” occur.

Here is a rough breakdown to help you find success in your never-ending act of social intercourse….

American: 1 (if any)
Latin: 1-2
French: 2-3 (depending on how hot the other person is!)
Italian: 2-3 (this is also widely accepted between males and culturally has no homosexual connotations)
Arabic: 3+ (Also widely accepted between males, but in some middle eastern countries it is considered inapropriate between male & female)

Whatever your choice, in Miami I attempt to go by this rule of thumb….

If you are a Gringo, always be consistent with one, but if you hear an accent, go for two….

This of course completely gets screwed up when American girls try and act European….but hey, in the absence of any wide sweeping consistent cultural norm, it’s better than nothing!

Get SEXXXY! Exxxotica Miami Is This Weekend!

Once Again I have the overwhelming responsibility of hosting the 3rd Annual Ms. Exxotica competition at Exxxotica Miami Beach this weekend. If you have not yet had the oportunity to experience Exxotica, dont be afriad. The show itself is a celebration of sexy featuring the biggest adult film stars, vendors featuring the latest and greatest adult toys as well as stage shows, performances and much more. It's a lot of fun to go with your "signifigant other" and peruse the aisles of various sexy toys.

The Ms. Exxotica competition will take place on Friday at 9:30pm with the finals on Saturday at 6:00pm........see you there sexxxy!

Fashion Art Ball At The Versace Mansion

Do I really need to explain this?

LNBC (Late Night Booty Call) Agreement

Please makure sure ALL parties involved have read and understand the document below and there will be NO drama.....


The Pre-Booty Call Agreement

This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).

This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!

*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________

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Introducing "The Sex Maniacs Guide To Cooking" With A3's Own Celebrity Chef Ralph Pagano

Take a look at A3's brand new series about cooking, sex, food and fun.....starring A3's own celebrity Chef, Ralph Pagano! You may remember Ralph from his 2nd place finish on the premiere season of the reality show Hell's Kitchen and is presently hosting his own program on Mojo HD called "Pressure Cook."   

Welcome to THE SEX MANIACS GUIDE TO COOKING!

Oh, Don't worry, we'll get to the cooking part.....eventually.

Buster Gets A Spray Tan!