Monday, April 28, 2008

Ex-Gov Spitzer's Hooker Sues Girls Gone Wild For $10 Mill!


According to the Miami Herald the escort of the former New York Governor Elliott Spitzer is suing Girls Gone Wild for capitalizing on her newfound infamy by repackaging a video from 5 years ago. While just under the tender age of 18 Ashley Alexandra Dupre' who went by the escort name Kristen ran into Girls Gone Wild founder (and ex-con) Joe Francis outside the Chesterfield Hotel on Collins Avenue in South Beach. The suit alleges that they got her drunk and convinced her to expose her breasts to the camera in one of the hotel rooms.

Sounds like a usual Saturday night in Sobe to me....

Get the full story HERE

Friday, April 25, 2008

Beach Ball Festival Is This Sunday!


Don't miss the opportunity to root for your favorite servers and bartenders as they compete at the 3rd annual BEACH BALL FESTIVAL this Sunday....

Sure they may be able to deftly serve over priced rock shrimp and mix cocktails that would give your unborn children gills, but can they "bring it" to the epic battlefields of Dodge ball, Tug-o-war, Rock climbing and obstacle course?

Find out as I bring you all the action alongside DJ IRIE with special performances by Trina, Qwote, Chadwick & Charlie Hustle this Sunday from noon to 6pm....

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Get SEXXXY! Exxxotica Miami Is This Weekend!



Once Again I have the overwhelming responsibility of hosting the 3rd Annual Ms. Exxotica competition at Exxxotica Miami Beach this weekend. If you have not yet had the oportunity to experience Exxotica, dont be afriad. The show itself is a celebration of sexy featuring the biggest adult film stars, vendors featuring the latest and greatest adult toys as well as stage shows, performances and much more. It's a lot of fun to go with your "signifigant other" and peruse the aisles of various sexy toys.

The Ms. Exxotica competition will take place on Friday at 9:30pm with the finals on Saturday at 6:00pm........see you there sexxxy!

Fashion Art Ball At The Versace Mansion

Friday, April 11, 2008

LNBC (Late Night Booty Call) Agreement

Please makure sure ALL parties involved have read and understand the document below and there will be NO drama.....


The Pre-Booty Call Agreement


This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is
entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________,
(hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and
____________________ (Participant).

This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant:
1. If it is very good we may repeat it in the morning, but don't hold the Holder of The Agreement to any promises.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. where are we heading with this? Do you love me? If the Holder of The Agreement begins said discussion, shut her up with a kiss and remind her that this is a Booty Call.
6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then an advance arrangement as acceptable.
7. All gifts accepted- dinner is always good.
8. No baby talk- however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers; it's really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other friends with privileges. We are not friends, just sex buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. Don't be offended, you mean no less to me than you did before.
12. No extra clothing!! I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. Falling asleep after sex is ok if the Holder of the Agreement is satisfied with your performance to date.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it. I don't care!!
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone of the opposite sex asks who you are, the standard response will be "A friendly acquaintence."
17. Doggie style preferred. Just hit it hard and right or get the Hell out!

*Extra tip for successful booty calls: The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aforementioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of the Agreement, it will automatically become null and void. The Participant will then be removed from the "Possible Future Relationship List" and given minimal Booty Call privileges, and cut off from any communications unless first initiated by the holder of this agreement. If further violations of the Agreement occur the Participant will be deleted from phone memory, email list, and blocked from all communications until the Participant's silly ass understands the rules.
Participant: Holder of the "Agreement":
Signature: ____________________ Signature: ____________________
Date: ____________________ Date: ____________________

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

A3 Network Announces New A3 Video Channel On Adobe Media Player


A3 Network Announces New A3 Video Channel On Adobe Media Player
Accessible by millions, a new online platform for the Night, Life & Style Network

April 10th, 2008: Miami Beach based lifestyle TV and Internet Network, A3 (watchA3.com) announced it has teamed up with Adobe to launch a channel of lifestyle content as part of the new Adobe® Media Player that launched on April 9th.

The new channel will feature the best of A3’s content including hit shows like ‘South Beach Undercover’, VIP For The Night”, ‘Fashion In Focus’, ‘Fabrizio’s Head’ and ‘DJ Profile’s.’ Nightlife news and event coverage will also be featured.

“This is a very exciting development for A3 Network. Our content is now recognized as some of the best lifestyle programming in the world. For A3 to be able to collaborate with Adobe on a dedicated channel within Adobe Media Player is a significant milestone for us” said Andy Ruffell, CEO A3 The Night, Life & Style Network.

“We are pleased to collaborate with A3 Network and include its lifestyle content on a dedicated
channel within our new Adobe Media Player,” said Ashley Still, senior product manager for
Adobe Media Player at Adobe. “The best of A3 will now be accessible to people both online
and offline who will be using the new Adobe Media Player”.

“We are proud that A3 chose iChameleon as the managing partner on the Adobe project, the
quality and popularity of A3 Network’s programming will enhance an already stellar product
from Adobe” said Freddie Laker CEO iChameleon Group

The deal with Adobe Media Player reinforces A3 Network’s online presence which is
increasing exponentially with 14 new online video channels going live in the next few months
on sites like YouTube, Vuze, Veoh and Joost. There’s also a major update for ‘watchA3.com’
launching on May 1st, the site is currently streaming over 500,000 video’s per month.

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About A3.

A3 The Night, Life & Style Network is a lifestyle website featuring nightlife, fashion, restaurants, real estate,
entertainment news and high-energy music from major cities in the USA and around the world. A3 broadcasts on
local TV channels from South Beach to Palm Beach to Naples and soon in New York and other major cities in the
US. Our unique stylized programming format features cutting edge music, clubbing features, fashion stories,
photo shoots and gig guides. Stylish and cool, A3 The Night, Life & Style Network is unlike any other TV
broadcast format in America.


Further info – info@watcha3.com


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Tuesday, April 1, 2008

"I'm F*cking Obama!" - Hillary responds to Sarah Silverman

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

JUST SAY YES TO CRACK! New Japanese Fashion Trend!






Think it will play in Peoria? Not without a few arrests first!

Jarmo's Pic Of The Week: Evelyn Jimenez


Born in Castillo, Dominican Republic, Evelyn was introduced to the art of dance and modeling in her early years.

Moving to Puerto Rico lead her to gain experience as a fashion model and an actress. Her exotic beauty, personality and wit, were key in winning various Beauty Pageants, including “Miss Hawaiian Tropic” where she was first finalist.

Evelyn, once established in in the U.S. made multiple appearances in many high profile venues, among them the prestigious “Miami Fashion Week”, and was also featured in the world famous “Fashion TV” Channel.

You can learn more about this sexy Dominican beauty here: www.evelynjimenez.net

Some Really BAD Jokes From Bobby Brandt!

Miami Bar and website owner ( www.promotemysong.com ) Bobby Brandt has an almost limitless arsenal of incredibly BAD jokes....

Here are just a few....

The Fashion Art Ball Is This Friday!


Featuring a charity poker tournament and a dozen local party boys walking the runway to raise money for Cystic Fibrosis, Tommy Pooch & Alan Roth's Fashion Art Ball (which could be shortened to "F.ART BALL" if you are a smarmy asshole like me) always brings out Miami's fabulous 300 local scenesters.

The funny thing to me is the fact that on the invitation for the event it only indicates BETSY JOHNSON fashions, yet the fun part of this annual even is when local personalaties like Thomas Kramer, Michael Dreiling, Eric Milon, DJ Irie, Shareef Malnik, Director Brett Ratner (and yes, even me) hit the runway. But considering that the only fashions indicated as part of the show are BETSY JOHNSON does this mean that we will all prettymuch be walking in drag?

I guess you will need to buy yourself a ticket and find out!